she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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