Dual....:-)
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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