I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We left the knife in your bed.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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