The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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