I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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