Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I know her cup size but not her name....
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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