That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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