if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Houston, we have a blender
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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