i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
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