im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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