i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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