I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I just googled if crying burns calories
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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