Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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