but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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