You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
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