I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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