Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
What a dumb baby whore.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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