I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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