You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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