You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
there is puke in my bra ... again
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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