its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
ok first of all what the fuck
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
