IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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