Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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