scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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