Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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