do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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