I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
