i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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