So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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