I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
