I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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