Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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