The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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