if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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