Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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