is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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