DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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