the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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