Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
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I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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