i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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