I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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