chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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