Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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