Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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