Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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