I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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