I just threw up on my dentist
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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