Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
