I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
