you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
He has the fingertips of a God
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