thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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