i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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