Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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