Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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