I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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