so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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