Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I looked at my own cervix.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
