I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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