Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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